Hi.  I'm an active Labradoodle.  Although I have no balls, I'm otherwise well-endowed and have lots of girlfriends, in addition to my wife.  Each of them believes that she is the "special" one.  I stay fit and have been known to carouse ski towns, looking for well-lubricated bitches who might be interested in licking the balls I wish I had.  I'm very fast downhill and have a high IQ, for a dog.